I want my money back! The venders hiked up the price on the popcorn and soda, and they’ve made a covert deal with the theater across town. I can tell because the prices in that theater are just as high if you take into consideration the quality of the facilities and the surrounding neighborhood. I bet I could smuggle some soda in here, but it wouldn’t be socially acceptable . . . even though everyone else realizes the swindling as well.
I’m not enjoying the show. The previews promised more excitement, better graphics, strong romance, and a little comedy. The reality of the show is different. There’s no climax, just surging anticipation and subsequent disappointment followed by more surging anticipation and more upsetting disappointment. And another thing, I can fucking tell you the ending right now. The main character will die alone, depressed, and disappointed. OH! I get it! This is one of those movies you have to be fucked-up to enjoy. This is much better. -antiwasp
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It gets worse. There will be a sequel.