Old Sluts: the Root of Circumcisions

Old sluts are responsible for the circumcision of their grandchildren.  There aren’t any considerable health benefits to circumcision . . . especially when hunter and gatherer societies conducted the act of circumcising before the availability of antibacterial products and anesthesia.  Grandmas helped young mothers raise children because grandma already passed childbearing age and had the time to help.  Grandma, in her old sluttiness, insisted on circumcision being conducted in her grandchildren.

Men have loads of nerve endings in their penis tips so that they will enjoy sex – leading to the proliferation of the species.  Men also have masses of nerve endings in their fingers, so that they can be sensitive to touch.  Human fingers become less sensitive to touch over the course of human lives because the skin over fingers grows thicker and more leathery as man consistently touches rough surfaces.  It’s a protection measure for man’s nerve endings.  Laborers grow thicker skin over their fingers (callouses) than non-laborers.  But, no matter what man’s occupation as he ages his fingers become less sensitized.  The same thing happens to the exposed (circumcised) tip of the penis.  An exposed tip rubs against rough clothing and over time penises lose sensitivity.  The foreskin, if left uncut, protects the penis and sustains its moisture so that it won’t grow leathery and remains sensitive. 

The climax of a woman is more prolonged than a man’s.  It takes her longer to get there.  There’s nothing more disappointing to a woman about sex than premature ejaculation.  High sensitivity in the penis causes premature ejaculation.  Hunter and gatherer grandmothers, over the course of their lives, had multiple partners in the sack.  They spent hours, days, and weeks talking with other sluts about their sexual experiences.  Collectively, they realized that circumcised men lasted longer in the hay, and satisfied women more often than uncircumcised men.  Grandma insisted on the circumcision of her grandchildren.  -antiwasp

Filed under: Culture, Evolution, Parenting, Relationships, Time, World Wide Policy

No Clarity at Thirty

I am further away from happiness than I was five years ago.  Drugs are the problem.  I thought that I needed them to reach happiness, but looking back I had a purer life before usage became a habit.  Now I need to figure out how to stop.  The After School Specials were right.  Drugs are tricky because they show a happier life at first glance, but the effects lessen with continued use . . . and my mornings get harder daily.  And the days become unbearable without use . . . even though I can’t feel the effects anymore.  It’s stupid.

Things were simple.  The opinions of others didn’t matter.  I lived by a set of principles that deterred me from harming others.  I pictured a world more innocent than I do now.  I had more allegiance to my subordinates than my superiors.  I didn’t manipulate people.  I wasn’t as good at getting people to do what I wanted them to do.  I didn’t hurt people’s feelings.  My soul is disappearing.   -antiwasp

Filed under: Self Actualization, Time

Loose skin and large pores

I hate mirrors and pictures of me (past and current).  They serve as constant reminders that I’ll never be young again.  I can see the wrinkles growing more prominent on my face while my pores enlarge.  I’m embarrassed to admit that I’ve tried the girly anti-wrinkle creams and masks, but they don’t work.  The skin on my face continues to look looser by the day.  My wife’s Facebook page brings relief though.  Through her connections I see all my past friends growing older just as I am.  I’m not singled out.  I could look at those pictures of my peers for hours if not for real-life interference.  I like watching them grow older.  And I don’t find (most of) them unattractive as they age . . . which makes me feel not so old.  -antiwasp

Filed under: Self Actualization, Time, Wisdom